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'Jersey Shore Massacre' Is Awful, But At Least It's Supposed To Be

Celebrity - The Huffington Post - It should come as no surprise that "Jersey Shore Massacre" isn't gunning for an Oscar. The Snooki-meets-"Sharknado" horror comedy perhaps got the highest of compliments when Variety's review of the film stated "it could've been worse."

And "Jersey Shore Massacre" definitely would've been worse, if it weren't for the help of JWoww.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley told HuffPost Entertainment that she was contacted about halfway through the film's process, when producers wanted to add an authentic "Jersey Shore" cast member to the production team. When Farley eagerly signed on as executive producer -- "I've always dreamed of being a movie producer" -- the film took a whole new direction.

"It was more of a thriller, slasher. And Iテ「冦 like, 'This totally should be a comedy,'" Farley said.

"When you think of the show 'Jersey Shore,' of course there was drama, but everybody likes the show because it's funny and lighthearted. That's what I was trying to focus on in the film," she added.

The movie centers on a group of obnoxious girls heading down the shore for the weekend. Ron Jeremy -- yes, that Ron Jeremy -- gives a realistic performance in his role of stoner landlord. (Because if you haven't encountered an unreliable, irresponsible super in your lifetime, don't worry ... you will.)

Once Jeremy's character mistakenly rents out the girls' house to another party, Teresa (Danielle Dallacco) offers up her mobster uncleテ「冱 woodland estate in the Pine Barrens as an alternative vacation getaway. From there, "Jersey Shore Massacre" develops into a mix of cliche "Jersey Shore" moments and unoriginal horror movie tropes: a creepy neighbor, a secluded mansion in the woods and more. Just like MTV's reality show, there are definitely scenes of uncomfortable male aggressiveness and misogyny. But it's hard to be incredibly offended considering "Jersey Shore Massacre" isn't expected to be tasteful.

"There are moments where I clearly got inspiration from the 'Jersey Shore' cast members," Farley said. "You'll definitely watch at one point and be like, 'Oh, my god, that's so Mike.'

"And this is my way to kill them off, too, because we always wanted to kill each other" Farley joked.

Overall, Farley said she's happy to be give something back to the "Jersey Shore" fans.

"A lot of people miss our show and say they want a new season. I don't know if we'll ever have another season or get back together, but at least you can laugh your ass off at these dumb, stereotypical 'Jersey Shore' moments," she said.

Watch the trailer for "Jersey Shore Massacre":


Find Out How Snookiテ「冱 Son Is Celebrating His Second Birthday

News - Nicole Polizzi and Jionni LaValle's son Lorenzo is celebrating his second birthday!

Somethingテ「冱 Frozen In Jersey? JWoww Says Sheテ「囘 Use Botox, Consults RHONJ Ladiesテ「 Doctor

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Is there something frozen in Jersey?

JWoww has admitted she would use Botox テ「 and said sheテ「冱 even consulted the doctor whoテ「冱 been treating the ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey!

When asked about Botox, the famed injectable toxin which paralyzes wrinkles, JWoww, aka Jenni Farley, said she テ「徼otallyテ「 would welcome it.

Incredibly, the 28-year-old reality beauty, born Jenni Farley, said, テ「廬テ「冦 getting up there in age テ「 Iテ「冦 about to be 30. I donテ「冲 like wrinkles. But I wouldnテ「冲 go overboard and get that frozen face when youテ「决e trying to cry and look like youテ「决e smiling.テ「

PHOTOS: Jenni JWoww Farley Shows Off Plastic Surgery Scars

JWoww said after having daughter Meilani last month, sheテ「冱 getting back into shape: テ「 I want to get rid of all my jiggly-nessテ「蚤nd my girlfriends from The Real Housewives of New Jersey introduced me to their doctor,テ「 she told People. テ「廩eテ「冱 really good at doing microderms and skin tightening.テ「

However, JWoww might want to rethink her role models. As RadarOnline.com readers know, the RHONJ stars テつhave been roundly slammed for their obvious plastic surgery.

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And while JWoww hasnテ「冲 confirmed actually using Botox yet, the Jersey Shore star was recently photographed looking like sheテ「囘 had major changes made to her face.

Top docs told Radar that JWoww appeared to have had fillers or injections in her cheeks.

テ「弩ow! JWoww appears to have a pillow face. Her cheeks look overly plumped, as if theyテ「况e been stung by a hive of bees,テ「 Dr. Anthony Youn, who has never treated the star, told Radar.

テ「廬 suspect that she may have undergone injections of filler into her cheeks, making her look completely different than the JWoww we used to know. She may also have undergone Botox injections, causing her eyebrows to change shape and the wrinkles of her forehead to smooth,テ「 Dr. Youn said.

The first-time mother, who is engaged to baby daddy Roger Matthews, has been open about plastic surgery in the past, revealing breast implants she got for her 21st birthday. But when it comes to her face, itテ「冱 a different story.

On Friday, in responding to Radarテ「冱 report about her pillow faced look, JWoww posted a makeup-free photo of herself on Instagram. She captioned it, テ「弖ery flattered radar online that u think I had all that work done but I’m just a plain jane mom with wrinkles without makeupテ「ツヲテ「

JWoww also recently denied having plastic surgery to In Touch.


テ「労ersey Shoreテ「 Star Has テ「楼verdoneテ「 Her テ「榔illow Faceテ「 テ「 Too Many Fillers, Suggest 2 Top Docs

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Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley was photographed earlier this week with changes to her face テつthat looked to be more than just post-baby weight, and according to two top doctors, the reality TV star appears to have had fillers or injections in her cheeks.

The first-time mother has been open about plastic surgery in the past, revealing breast implants she got for her 21st birthday テつテ「 but her face has always been a subject she’s avoided.

“Wow! JWoww appears to have a pillow face. Her cheeks look overly plumped, as if they’ve been stung by a hive of bees,” Dr. Anthony Youn, who has never treated the star, told Radar.

PHOTOS: Jenni JWoww Farley Shows Off Plastic Surgery Scars

“I suspect that she may have undergone injections of filler into her cheeks, making her look completely different than the JWoww we used to know. She may also have undergone Botox injections, causing her eyebrows to change shape and the wrinkles of her forehead to smooth.”

And Dr. Matthew Schulman, a top plastic surgeon out of New York, echoes Dr. Youn’s assessment.

“JWoww debuted fuller and higher cheekbonesテつa few years ago, but recent photos show her looking even more plump. I do not think she has had any surgical treatments to her face, but fillers such as Restylane, Juvaderm, and even fat are probably responsible,” he said.

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“In my opinion she looks overdone and it is unclear if this is the result of too much filler or just the effect that weight gain from her pregnancy has had on her already filled cheeks. Additionally, if fat was injected into her cheeks, it is possible that the fat will has grown with weight gain. Her eye shape has changed but again this is more likely the result of over-plumped cheeks.”

After becoming engaged to Roger Mathews in 2012, JWoww gave birth to their first childテつon July 13; a baby girl named Meilani.

What do you think about JWoww’s face テ「 overdone, or just post-baby weight gain? Sound off in the comments belowテ「ツヲ


From Rooftop Romance To Bedroom-Trashing, See SamRonテ「冱 Most Memorable テ「労ersey Shoreテ「 Moments

News - Ronnie and Sammi called it quits -- but take a look back at some of their crazy "Jersey Shore" times.

JWOWW On How Snookiテ「冱 Dealing With Her Second Pregnancy: テ「露tテ「冱 Like テ「狼he Exorcistテ「

News - Jenni Farley says Nicole Polizzi is struggling with her second pregnancy.

Sammi Giancola And Ronnie Ortiz-Margo Break Our Jersey Shore Hearts! The Couple Goes Their 'Separate Ways'!

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This is sad!

After five years in the sweet embrace of each other's tanned arms, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Margo have called it quits AGAIN.

The two have been on-and-off ever since they became a couple on the Jersey Shore and their tumultuous relationship was well-documented throughout the show's 6 seasons (remember the infamous note scandal from season 2?!).

According to Ronnie, however, this break-up is way more amicable than the couple's other splits.

Ronnie reveals:

"She's still a great person. I love her as a person and I care about her but we went our separate ways. That's it."

Though Ron and Sam split two months ago, they're still involved in each others lives.

Ronnie adds:

"At the end of the day, we went through a lot of stuff together. We have a lot of history so I keep her close."

Ha, a lot of history is right!

While we're not sure Ronnie and Sammi are done for GOOD, we're happy the two were able to handle this most recent break-up in a mature way.


Snooki: I Never Said Diet Pills Would Make You Lose Weight テ「 Demands Class Action Lawsuit Be Dismissed

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Who ever said diet pills would make you lose weight? Not Snooki.

After being hit with a lawsuit in 2013 by a Long Island woman who claims she was snookered (get it?) when the Jersey Shore star bragged about losing weightテつon the diet pill Zantrex, the pint-sized mom has fought back with a motion to have the lawsuit dismissed, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Snooki Claims She’s Never Made Promises Of Weight Loss

In court documents filed on Aug. 14, Snooki テ「 real name Nicole Polizzi テ「 says she never promised anyone who purchased the product that they would lose weight and states “there is no law which supports the proposition that a mere endorser such as Ms. Polizzi is liable for statements made by a product’s advertiser.”

Snooki, 26, claims she merely endorsed the product from her own personal results, she doesn’t own a portion of the company or have any stake in the business.

“Instead, [Plaintiff] attempts to hold Ms. Polizzi liable for statements that the advertiser テ「 and not Ms. Polizzi テ「 made about the product,” the court documents read.

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“While endorsers clearly may face liability for their own false statements, they are not liable for statement made by advertisers.”

The 4’8″ reality TV star is demanding she be dismissedテつfrom the lawsuit, with no award for the plaintiff.

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Ronnie Magro Attains テ「呂ool Uncleテ「 Status With JWOWWテ「冱 Baby

News - Former 'Jersey Shore' star Ronnie Magro visits JWoww's baby Meilani.

Jenni テ「廱Wowwテ「 Farley Talks Healing テ「路oo-Haテ「

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Sheテ「冱 been enjoying her new role as mom to her newborn daughter Meilani, but Jenni テ「廱Wowwテ「 Farley definitely paid the price while giving birth five weeks ago.

The テ「廱ersey Shoreテ「 starlet explained, "My birth was god-awful. She walked out, she ran out! She took everything with her and I felt it all. It was the worst pain in the world. I'm so scared to get pregnant again."

Furthermore, "My vagina's back to normal. [But] it's like virgin status. [Roger]'s like, 'Come on!' I'm like, 'No, I was stitched, you've got to wait!'"

As if that wasnテ「冲 enough uncomfortable information, Jenni added, "I haven't even looked yet. I'm not going to have sex for another year or two."




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